We're freaking out man!

hammerito:

Jazz? Check.

Charlie Brown? Check.

Christmas music? Check.

Christmas is, by far, my favorite holiday. I’m already in the Christmas mood. : )

O Tannenbaum

Vince Guaraldi Trio

A Charlie Brown Christmas

I came home this weekend specifically to steal this CD, but alas, all I can find are my mother’s mixes from the early 2000’s.

She likes to make up witty names for each of them: “A Little More Heart” and so on.

Herrroo, lover

ericnelson:

He’ll be my ARCH 201 professor next semester.

Steven’s independent practice is concerned with the production of vibrant, interactive urban spaces, installations, and structural systems that operate within the gradient between efficiency and effect.

Ashley!

I found you a tumblr Architecture student!

You just sent me a lot of money.

I’m not complaining or anything, but just where did this money come from?

I don’t want to be involved in some drug ring or money laundering scheme.

brb, going ruin all my budgeting habits on boots and winter sweaters.

Love,

Michelle

This video explains why so many of my childhood pets ran away.

We made sure to reenact this which each and every one.

“I will love it, and pet it, and squeeze it and caress it. And I will name it George.”

Miley Cyrus on Party in the USA

Miley Cyrus Has “Never Heard a Jay-Z Song” | Best Week Ever

Why is she trying to make me hate her?! Who hasn’t heard a Jay-Z song? Also, it is like she is just in it for the money and not the art! Grrrrrrrr.

(via carolinek)

(via nosauce)

Miley…come here. How are you? *kick in her underaged, overexposed thigh*, go away.

(via thepo)

This song was the only reason I tolerated that skank..It’s soo on now.

Soo…I just had an internet flashback.

Never forget.

thedailywhat:

Buy This: Genuine unofficial Fight Club soap from Etsy seller Dirty Ass Soaps.

Peppermint scented!

The twist is that Dirty Ass Soaps specializes in vegan soaps, whereas Fight Club’s Paper Street Soap Company specializes in selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.

[via.]

Dear real-life secret santa. I want this.

GPOY—-oohhh..who the fuck cares.

UGH….I NEED IT.

Dear Parks and Recreation,

I have that blue and brown candle holder.

You don’t know how much this excites me.

My boss says I appreciate the little things.

hunsonisgroovy:

Paws (via besimo

Dear Kitty,

I need you in my life. I need your fluffiness to comfort me as I nearly cuddle you to death. I’ll probably have to hide you in my closet since my roommate is allergic, but you won’t care because you’ll be so well loved.

Sincerely your mentally disturbed hopefully soon owner,

Michelle

I get really creeped out when I can hear wet smoochy noises.

I must be PDA-aphobic.

Is there any way to get rid of 8 month old scars caused by drunkenly tottering in heels and taking an entire table down with you?

iammattjordan:

Metric - Gold Guns Girls (Acoustic)